May 2013
forteglyceride:
nsfwsb:
tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights
this is seriously the best analogy ever
angry-fish-woman:
give baby pile of toys to play with
she still tries to touch everything that is dangerous and goes places shes not supposed to
please stop, baby.
sit down.
i’m tired of chasing you.
Baby needs a playpen.
Or a cage…
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partner-ceo:
McSprinkles: A Post About Hydration and Shedding
fuckyeahballpythons:
AKA, Why It’s Fucking Important to Make Sure Your BP is Getting Enough Water in Its System.
This post is going to be addressing Ball Pythons specifically but a lot of this information is applicable to any snake.
Female with textbook patchy shed. The skin on…
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.
nepetaleijon:
im pretty sure that everyone before they played kingdom hearts thought it was going to be really silly because its a disney and final fantasy crossover but then 8 games later were all just like
It’s up to 8 games now?!
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
yourlocalcatbug:
nobody is obligated to follow anyone back (◕‿◕✿)
especially if you don’t particularly like their content (◡‿◡✿)
so don’t be a dick to anyone for not following back (✿◠‿◠)
castielandhishunters:
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
If I Admit That 'Hating Men' Is a Thing, Will You... →
thefrogman:
I have angered people. I try not to do that. I do think there are people who hate men, but I think it is mostly caused my thousands of years of misogyny, sexism, inequality, and a powerful patriarchy turning inward on itself. If you want to know my thoughts on this issue, this article articulates them pretty well. I think that’s all I will say on the matter for now. If you are really...
thecalmwasdeceptive:
survivor-trek:
geekboots:
to meekly go where other people have already been
shy trek
into darkness (but with a night light)
