Pareidolia

periods are ridiculous i shouldn’t be punished for not getting pregnant

(via angry-fish-woman)

captaincasinator:

xekstrin:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR

-me-

(via zairedwinters)

flyingmangos:

the cockroaches here fly and one just flew in during the split second before i could close my door

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lovelylor:

mamamidnight:

bludgers-rondelles:

cast of spongebob dubs classic movies

I aM SnORtinh UNConrTOLABly wiTH LAUghTrt

God damn it.

This is amazing

(via flyingmangos)

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

(via thefrogman)

contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."
This man is my hero.
He’s like a Monty Python character.

contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."

This man is my hero.

He’s like a Monty Python character.

(via coresilence)

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

(via thefrogman)

thisisafemblog:

spockdoesntconcur:

Cosmetics companies = billions and billions of dollars of profits for men from the pockets of women.

To the shits writing that men don’t own the beauty and cosmetics industry. It’s men profiting off women’s insecurities. 

(via ceoolsson)

hippocratessocrates:

god help me i laughed really hard at this

hippocratessocrates:

god help me i laughed really hard at this

(via zairedwinters)

lizclimo:

good thinkin
Drawn by Liz Climo [tumblr | twitter]

lizclimo:

good thinkin

Drawn by Liz Climo [tumblr | twitter]

(via thefrogman)

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban. (Pt.1)

(via angry-fish-woman)

  • english dub sailor neptune: i remember my first kiss... it was with [microsoft sam voice] BRAD
wyattsalazar:

funkybug:

aaaaa aaa a aaaa aa

free them

wyattsalazar:

funkybug:

aaaaa aaa a aaaa aa

free them

(via always-thirsty-pocket)

o hai thar

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