Watching Banned from the Bible and like 70% of the stories taken out seem to be about women who did something great and god was all “I approve”
The church was just like “NOPE SHES TOO AWESOME LADIES MIGHT START GETTING IDEAS” so they removed them
Ooh, is that on Top Docs? I wanna see :O
EDIT: it is :O
Gonna watch it later.
This one looks like a scanner
This one poaches eggs too
Fucking hamster wheels
This ones see through
This one hangs on the fucking wall
It’s like a flower
Hand held toaster
Need a reminder? write it on your toast
Old school like the old school
WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH
Now you know todays weather
i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful.
This includes letting your ideas, stories and head-canons marinate in your head on a daily basis to the point of not writing any of it down because you’re either afraid of how it will turn out or too fucking lazy to write that shit down.
With easter coming up I feel like it’s going to take a joint effort not to fall for all these bad plants around, you know, the budding trend of weed jokes. Of course getting people to pipe down isn’t going to be cushy. Im hazy on why people have to make the effort to concoct such a paraphernalia of bad one liners. Im going to be blunt. I do NOT want to see one mention of 4/20 on or before that date. You may think im in a huff about it, but if we try I think we can smoke out everyone trying to ruin such a sanctimonious holiday with their half-baked funnies.